Semilapidified

I really don’t have anything gloriously inventive to say tonight, but then again, that is nothing new. That is not why I write, I suppose.

My heart has been in Quiet of late, a place I commonly go and have since I was quite young.  Often for days or even weeks at a time, it is usually for the sake of escaping the world for a while I suppose, or otherwise just to have the peace and contentment I find there.   Some readers may find this quite odd, but if you have been there you know just what I mean.

As a result, my thoughts are adventitious at best at the moment,  sort of like the way leaves fall randomly at their own discretion when summertime disappears.   I find there is something freeing about being still and having a place to put thoughts just as they come- free, unaltered and untamed for a while. They always have a way of making more sense to me that way in the end, as long as I have a place to put them where they will not be sabotaged, reorganized or cleaned up until they are no longer my thoughts.

We, of course, do this to ourselves.  If you’re constantly thinking about how your thoughts will be interpreted or if they are interesting enough for the world, are they really your thoughts any more?  Or have they turned into a transcription of what you think will evoke a response from whomever will read your words?

So if you’re looking for something cohesive to read, tidy and clean where weeds don’t grow, I’m afraid you’re in the wrong place. I have no agenda, no cohesive theme. The grass here is wild,  the flowers free, and paths you won’t find.

Last thursday I get home to find this sitting in front of my door:

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Next to it I see this sitting a few feet next to it:

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Before I have a chance to say a word, a very pleased Scott (aka, OCD sweet old guy neighbor)  comes bounding out of his place, having bought us matching doormats.

Of course they match, I think , it’s Scott.  I smile to myself and thank him,  wondering what it must be like to have to buy everything to coordinate with everything else. It’s a good thing he doesn’t see all my stuff- he’d go barmy.  I’m sort of attracted to things that are a bit, shall we say, ‘unexact’

Just like that word- Unexact.  Not a word, you say?  But somehow you know what it means…….hmm, how does that work? Ah ha! maybe it is a word after all.

Did you just look it up to see if it’s a word, or are you ok just letting it remain a mystery?

I’m so curious.

Hey, I told you this wasn’t going to be a tidy piece of anything.

Oh, I know what I was going to tell you. Do you know, I have discovered something at Trader Joe’s that I abhor.  Yes yes, it’s true.  Never thought I’d see the day, but it has arrived.  I almost feel like a traitor telling you about this, but I will never forgive myself if you buy this and then find out later I could have warned you.

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Chocolate Yogurt.

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To me this tasted like two foods got mixed together that should have never come within a mile of each other.  Maybe it’s just me, but something about chocolate being tart seems wrong.   Honestly, I wasn’t able to finish the spoonful I did take, and the rest of it was sitting in my fridge until this morning.  I am not quite sure why I saved any of it at all, perhaps I was secretly hoping it would magically transform into something delicious in the night.

Hey, it’s from Trader Joe’s, it’s always possible.

So yeah, don’t buy that. Or, do buy that and tell me why I’m wrong.

I think fall is growing on me.  Every year when it comes around I feel increasingly delighted by its arrival.  Despite the fact that I have experienced more grief in my life during the month of October than any other time of year, fall still manages to win me over in the end.

Is it the wind? The leaves? The mystery that inevitability comes with the darker skies and stormy days? I don’t know, and I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

I’ve always tried to live each day as if it were my last, it helps me to stay focused on what matters, love as fully as I should, forgive, and let go of things that really won’t make a difference in the end. Fall seems to have a way of driving that deeper into my soul every time it comes around, and for that I am grateful.  Perhaps it has been the pain and loss itself that has contributed to such knowledge.

Alright, enough nonsense for now. If you’ve made it till now I salute you.

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When technology makes fools of us

Ever since I had my first cell phone when I was, I don’t know, 17 years old (yes I realize that fact may date me, I don’t care) I remember having the leery sense that I ought to be careful with it.  Of what I wasn’t quite sure, but something about it seemed to demand a respect for thoughtful if not cautious use, lest it consume me.

Ok, I wasn’t quite that unsettled about it at the time, but it did seem too good to be true.

A phone I get to call my very own?  To call anyone with at my own discretion whenever I fancy?  SWEET. Whats the catch?

All this coming from a girl who doesn’t even like answering the phone, let alone carrying on a conversation with one. The fact that such a thing would even appeal to a girl like me speaks to the power of the age, I suppose.  Either that or the power of the idea of independence and freedom.   And this was, of course, even before iphones, smartphones or texting existed.

Yes, I am that old.  Heck, I still remember my family’s first landline phone (which, once upon a time, was the only phone in existence) hanging in our kitchen. It actually had a cord connecting it with one of those circular things in the center that made a clicking sound when you dialed it.  They called it a rotary phone.

I know, ancient. Ancient and very yellow.

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But I digress, back to the cell phone thing.  Since that first nifty blue flip-phone that now looks to be about 5lbs heavier than it should have been, it seems there really was something to that initial hunch of mine.  It is no secret now, of course, most of us are aware that if we’re not careful, the internet, phones and technology in general will take over the world and human beings will become extinct. Perhaps they already have….

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Ok, maybe not taken over just yet, but it does tend to consume us, and it most certainly has a way of making utter and complete fools of us all.

Take, for example, my iPod addiction. Ok, to start with, the thing is broken- really broken.   It  has a big crack down the screen and the upper hand corner is shattered with a few small pieces missing from it.  Sometimes it plays the song I choose, sometimes it doesn’t, and most often it decides what songs it’s going to play and when it’s going to play them.

In more ways than one it’s gone quite mad, and I’m beginning to think it’s taking me with it. Instead of just letting it go like a normal person when I go running, I end up  fighting with the bloody thing the entire time, just so I can turn up my music and feel like no one can see me for a while.

And that, off course, is part of the illusion of it all, the grand mirage of technology that leads us to believe all sorts of personal fantasies that may or may not be real.  We pick our poison I suppose, and though somewhere in our mind we know it’s not real, we still take it.

I’ll never actually be invisible to the world by turning on my iPod, but for some reason, I still let myself believe it.

Then there was the time the texting lady walked into my stopped car. Oh yeah, I’m serious.  People worry about the danger of texting and driving, what about texting and walking?   There I am, sitting peacefully at the wheel of my car in front of a store, waiting for shoppers to pass by, when this lady runs smack dab into the side of my motionless car.

KaBLAM.

Now here’s the best part- she wasn’t even phased by it. After peeling herself off my side window, she slowly re-focused her eyes on the screen of her phone, as it were supplying oxcogyn or something, and continued on her way through traffic.

Fascinating. I think I just stared after her in astonishment, wondering if  I had just imagined the whole thing.   But then of course, I had her expressive imprint on my window to prove her recent company.

A few months ago a friend of mine told me about a little adventure he had with the remote key for his car. Upon leaving work one day, he went to unlock his car door, only to discover the remote had run out of batteries.

“Crimony” he thought (or some word akin to that line of thinking/feeling) “now I’ve got to get my wife to pick me up, drive an hour back to where the spare is, and come all the way back here so I can unlock my car.”

My friend proceeded to carry out this plan, and about two and a half hours later arrived back at his car.  It was at that moment he noticed the little key hole sitting nicely there upon his car door.  The one that fit very nicely with the key he’d been holding the whole time.

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(and that wasn’t the sound of his key remote either)

Yes, at one point or another, technology has made fools of each and every one one of us.  And if you think you’re an exception to the rule, think again.  You just read an entire blog on the nonsensical idea that technology is taking over the world.

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